FINISH THE SENTENCE - Page 101

jazz crusader · Jan 25th, 2009, 03:45 PM

Yes i thought one step to far.

Was it safe to walk.............

NakId · Jan 26th, 2009, 03:33 AM

on air?

Luckily, down below ...

jazz crusader · Jan 26th, 2009, 06:41 AM

he was well endowed

Every woman wanted..........................

Willow · Jan 26th, 2009, 11:19 AM

...the new Prada shoes.

Instead, the more frugal women wear......

jazz crusader · Jan 26th, 2009, 01:35 PM

flip-flops showing their newly painted toenails

How often do you...................

Willow · Jan 26th, 2009, 10:55 PM

paint your toenails Jazz Crusader?

I prefer a medium pink............

NakId · Jan 27th, 2009, 03:19 AM

... Cadillac?

The elf looked up and to his suprise saw ...

Willow · Jan 27th, 2009, 02:00 PM

....the fiery nostrils of a Nazgul's mount.

"Dang!" he thought to himself outloud..." How could anything so big possibly......

NakId · Jan 28th, 2009, 03:37 AM

" ... manage to recite the alphabet backwards while rubbing his stomach and patting his head."

It was too late, far too late, and it was obvious that ...

Willow · Jan 28th, 2009, 12:00 PM

...the elf didn't know the alphabet well enough after all.

Sword drawn, stealthily he...........

NakId · Jan 29th, 2009, 02:53 AM

... crept into Burger King, ordered, and on sitting down, his sword sliced his Whopper.

He thought "Now that ..."

Willow · Jan 29th, 2009, 07:38 AM

....hurts!"

He was rushed to the hospital where the doctors examined.............

NakId · Jan 30th, 2009, 05:33 AM

... what appeared to be severe lacerations to his gherkin.

But soon found, to their total astonishment ...

jazz crusader · Jan 30th, 2009, 01:23 PM

He was able to carry on inflating when a pretty girl walked by.

The only downside to this was.........................

NakId · Jan 31st, 2009, 03:21 AM

... at that very moment, a nurse was shaving him prior to surgery.

"Ohhh ...." he began to exclaim.

jazz crusader · Jan 31st, 2009, 04:58 AM

my bush is so thick you might need a strimmer!

Wearing eye protection......................................

NakId · Feb 1st, 2009, 08:05 AM

... when looking at the sun is still not sufficient

The discovery of water on Mars means ...

jazz crusader · Feb 1st, 2009, 01:17 PM

my chocolate bar is wet.

It's no good getting uptight when...................

NakId · Feb 2nd, 2009, 03:51 AM

... you are Stevie Wonder and everything is all right, uptight, out of sight.

Just then, over the horizon appeared ...

Willow · Feb 2nd, 2009, 10:52 AM

...a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer.

"Wrong season!" exclaimed the groundhog as he quickly.....

Jan 25th, 2009, 03:45 PM	#2001
jazz crusader Social Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: UK. spring has sprung Posts: 4,376	Yes i thought one step to far. Was it safe to walk............. __________________ Smooth Jazz - All We Need 24/7.

Jan 26th, 2009, 03:33 AM	#2002
NakId Prestige Member Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 5,125	on air? Luckily, down below ... __________________ “I don't know! I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again!” ... Bart Simpson. Time is what keeps everything from happening all at once.

Jan 26th, 2009, 06:41 AM	#2003
jazz crusader Social Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: UK. spring has sprung Posts: 4,376	he was well endowed Every woman wanted.......................... __________________ Smooth Jazz - All We Need 24/7.

Jan 26th, 2009, 11:19 AM	#2004
Willow Prestige Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 7,255	...the new Prada shoes. Instead, the more frugal women wear...... __________________ And, isn't sanity really just a one-trick pony anyway? I mean all you get is one trick, rational thinking, but when you're good and crazy, oooh, oooh, oooh, the sky is the limit.

Jan 26th, 2009, 01:35 PM	#2005
jazz crusader Social Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: UK. spring has sprung Posts: 4,376	flip-flops showing their newly painted toenails How often do you................... __________________ Smooth Jazz - All We Need 24/7.

Jan 26th, 2009, 10:55 PM	#2006
Willow Prestige Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 7,255	paint your toenails Jazz Crusader? I prefer a medium pink............ __________________ And, isn't sanity really just a one-trick pony anyway? I mean all you get is one trick, rational thinking, but when you're good and crazy, oooh, oooh, oooh, the sky is the limit.

Jan 27th, 2009, 03:19 AM	#2007
NakId Prestige Member Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 5,125	... Cadillac? The elf looked up and to his suprise saw ... __________________ “I don't know! I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again!” ... Bart Simpson. Time is what keeps everything from happening all at once.

Jan 27th, 2009, 02:00 PM	#2008
Willow Prestige Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 7,255	....the fiery nostrils of a Nazgul's mount. "Dang!" he thought to himself outloud..." How could anything so big possibly...... __________________ And, isn't sanity really just a one-trick pony anyway? I mean all you get is one trick, rational thinking, but when you're good and crazy, oooh, oooh, oooh, the sky is the limit.

Jan 28th, 2009, 03:37 AM	#2009
NakId Prestige Member Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 5,125	" ... manage to recite the alphabet backwards while rubbing his stomach and patting his head." It was too late, far too late, and it was obvious that ... __________________ “I don't know! I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again!” ... Bart Simpson. Time is what keeps everything from happening all at once.

Jan 28th, 2009, 12:00 PM	#2010
Willow Prestige Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 7,255	...the elf didn't know the alphabet well enough after all. Sword drawn, stealthily he........... __________________ And, isn't sanity really just a one-trick pony anyway? I mean all you get is one trick, rational thinking, but when you're good and crazy, oooh, oooh, oooh, the sky is the limit.

Jan 29th, 2009, 02:53 AM	#2011
NakId Prestige Member Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 5,125	... crept into Burger King, ordered, and on sitting down, his sword sliced his Whopper. He thought "Now that ..." __________________ “I don't know! I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again!” ... Bart Simpson. Time is what keeps everything from happening all at once.

Jan 29th, 2009, 07:38 AM	#2012
Willow Prestige Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 7,255	....hurts!" He was rushed to the hospital where the doctors examined............. __________________ And, isn't sanity really just a one-trick pony anyway? I mean all you get is one trick, rational thinking, but when you're good and crazy, oooh, oooh, oooh, the sky is the limit.

Jan 30th, 2009, 05:33 AM	#2013
NakId Prestige Member Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 5,125	... what appeared to be severe lacerations to his gherkin. But soon found, to their total astonishment ... __________________ “I don't know! I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again!” ... Bart Simpson. Time is what keeps everything from happening all at once.

Jan 30th, 2009, 01:23 PM	#2014
jazz crusader Social Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: UK. spring has sprung Posts: 4,376	He was able to carry on inflating when a pretty girl walked by. The only downside to this was......................... __________________ Smooth Jazz - All We Need 24/7.

Jan 31st, 2009, 03:21 AM	#2015
NakId Prestige Member Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 5,125	... at that very moment, a nurse was shaving him prior to surgery. "Ohhh ...." he began to exclaim. __________________ “I don't know! I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again!” ... Bart Simpson. Time is what keeps everything from happening all at once. Last edited by NakId : Jan 31st, 2009 at 03:26 AM. Reason: Was this once an episode in ER?;-)

Jan 31st, 2009, 04:58 AM	#2016
jazz crusader Social Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: UK. spring has sprung Posts: 4,376	my bush is so thick you might need a strimmer! Wearing eye protection...................................... __________________ Smooth Jazz - All We Need 24/7.

Feb 1st, 2009, 08:05 AM	#2017
NakId Prestige Member Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 5,125	... when looking at the sun is still not sufficient The discovery of water on Mars means ... __________________ “I don't know! I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again!” ... Bart Simpson. Time is what keeps everything from happening all at once.

Feb 1st, 2009, 01:17 PM	#2018
jazz crusader Social Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: UK. spring has sprung Posts: 4,376	my chocolate bar is wet. It's no good getting uptight when................... __________________ Smooth Jazz - All We Need 24/7.

Feb 2nd, 2009, 03:51 AM	#2019
NakId Prestige Member Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 5,125	... you are Stevie Wonder and everything is all right, uptight, out of sight. Just then, over the horizon appeared ... __________________ “I don't know! I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again!” ... Bart Simpson. Time is what keeps everything from happening all at once.

Feb 2nd, 2009, 10:52 AM	#2020
Willow Prestige Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 7,255	...a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer. "Wrong season!" exclaimed the groundhog as he quickly..... __________________ And, isn't sanity really just a one-trick pony anyway? I mean all you get is one trick, rational thinking, but when you're good and crazy, oooh, oooh, oooh, the sky is the limit.

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